A Tough Start in Stand-Up
“I just got back from a pleasure trip; I took my wife to the airport.”
Insulting the Mayor and Getting Fired
“You’ve got a bald forehead from doing U-turns under the sheets.”
The Light Bulb Moment Jackie Knew He Had An Act
“Ping pong balls? I thought you said King Kong’s balls.”
Time Stands Still When You Are Bombing
“Even the crickets weren’t crickin’.”
Martling’s Tavern In 1700s New York
“There’s alcohol in Jackie’s DNA.”
My Parents’ House Was Built With No Bathroom
“On The Hole, They Got By.”
Rough Shows And Worse
"You Weren’t There? I Killed."
An Audience Member Looked Like Buddy Hackett’s Sister
“Holy Crap! She Was Buddy Hackett’s Sister.”
Don’t Ever Book Him Again
“The Whole Room Can’t Be Wrong.”
Is Jackie Martling Related To Teddy Roosevelt?
“What’s That Got To Do With Comedy?”
Tales Of Jackie Mason
“Why’s Jimmy Carter Always Smiling? He Can’t Believe He Got The Job.”
Tales Of Eddie Murphy
“Think Of Your Future, Eddie. Stay In College.”
Jackie & Teddy & Jackie & Teddy
“I Thought You Meant Franklin Roosevelt.”
Growing Up On Long Island
“I Actually Saw A Coach Punch The Umpire.”
Tales Of A Beloved Ventriloquist
“It Takes A Special Kind Of Idiot To Punch The Dummy.”
Heckler Nightmares
“What Do You Do For A Living? I Get Guys For Your Sister.”
One-Nighters In New Jersey
“Start The Car, The Asian Cook Has A Knife.”
Comedy Club Rules
“Food Half-Price, Waitresses Free.”
Albert Einstein Loved Dirty Jokes
“E = mc Penis.”
Dreaming Of Rock ’n Roll Stardom
“Jackie Gets A Job At Arby’s.”
The Paper Airplane
“I Sailed Right Into The Principal’s Office.”
Our favorite moments from season one all in one place!
Back In The Saddle
Jackie and Peter are at it again swapping stories from the Stand-Up Comedy scene!
A Very Scary Commitment
"More than just tales of the late great Dennis Wolfberg"
Classic Rodney Dangerfield.
"Nothing Less Funny Than Joke Discussions"
Double Date At The Drive-Thru
Totally Unrelated Hysterical Historical Anecdotes
Great out-of-school tales
from the early 80’s
.. a scant few may be true ..
Our Show’s First Guest!
long-ago Chief Cook & Bottle-Washer
at the incredible Rascals Comedy Club,
Danny McKenna
Sam Kinison & many more
.. these stories are better than sex ..
The boys continue to reach way back with comedy club compadre’ & all-around smartass Danny McKenna
Soap Stars, Jackie Mason, Pat Cooper
the boys discuss with legendary Danny McKenna the early 80’s when the soap opera stars invaded the comedy club scene ..
.. and on into the joys of no-shows, liars & a few classics ..
Much More Old Comedy Pal Danny McKenna & Tales Of Rascals Comedy Hour
.. many stories that still freak us out ..
Discovering New Jokes With The Joke Man
.. and the boys perform for celebrities ..
Some Fun Tales Of Interactions With Celebrities
.. with a few other random stories thrown into the mix
Catch A Rising Star nostalgia/horror stories from East Norwich LI..
variety is the boys’ strong suit ..
Fascinating tales of old Long Island & New York & The Howard Stern Show
... the fellas continue to rubber stamp their belief that people are a hoot ...
Long Island entertainment memories & gossip of the first order ..
the boys welcome Long Island writer, critic, all-around talent & longtime pal John Blenn ..
Multi-talented John Blenn toughs it through another episode ..
Peter, Jackie & John continue to feign interest in each other’s stories, opinions & interests.
Peter, Jackie & John Blenn, Take Three .. All Things Comedy ..
.. enough said, you’ll love this show, as it jumps all over, willy-nilly ..
Peter & Jackie being further delighted by longtime pal John Blenn ..
another delightful potpourri of very varied & truly funny ramblings, and Peter & Jackie actually manage to occasionally shut up and give John the floor ..
In this first of multiple episodes, Peter & Jackie are fortunate enough to be joined by the much-heralded long-time comedy manager Rory Rosegarten, creator & CEO of The Conversation Company LTD.
The Professor & his sidekick continue to remember & guffaw with their pal of decades, wildly successful comedy manager Rory Rosegarten.
starting with a very silly story and on into high praise for Rory’s superstar client Ray Romano, it’s another great episode ..
“More with Rory Rosegarten, comedy manager extraordinaire .."
it’s fun to watch these three pals truly enjoy each others’ company.
..the show branches out as the gang easily segues from yukking about Yogi Berra to comedy craft to *the price of sexual favors * that was a joke
“It’s one more show with ultra-successful comedy manager Rory Rosegarten, our three chatting characters jumping topics and trying their best to keep you .. hey! .. keep you interested.”
“Held Over! We Shanghai’d Rory Rosegarten, cajoling him into staying for one more broadcast .. thus the classic tales and non-stop fun continues.”
Long-time good friend, the terrific Long Island journalist David Criblez.
Among the topics, they of course toss around the more and more prominent factor of political correctness of today’s comedy.
David opens up to the boys about his early loves...
(not babes .. childhood stuff) leading them off on very odd tangents that can’t help but lead to terrific tales.
Another show with Long Island journalist David J. Criblez
who’s been covering comedy and all entertainment on Long Island at many publications. You can’t help but be drawn in by the non-stop sex stories.
“The show concludes Season Two with another episode featuring journalist David J. Criblez. By now the three are so at ease chatting you feel like you’ve joined them at their dinner table. It’s just so damn comfortable.
As we come to the end of 2022, we also end our season with a Top Ten episode!
Our favorite moments from Season two with a quick sneak peak of Season 3 and the new set!
Dirty stories, clean stories, you never know what your gonna get from these two!
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jackie is a comedian, radio personality, actor, author and singer/songwriter. He’s actually done some of those in recent decades. For eighteen years (1983-2001) he was Head Writer and a cast member on radio & television's now-legendary Howard Stern Show.
Born and raised in East Norwich, Long Island, he graduated in 1966 from Oyster Bay High School and for no apparent reason earned a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Michigan State University in 1971.
Jackie was very instrumental in escalating the very fledgling Long Island comedy club scene in the late 70’s, aided by the creation of his still-active (forty-three years and counting) joke line, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE.”
He still performs all over the country, spouting rapid-fire jokes (some say better than anyone ever) and of course laughing has ass off.
“Joke Man” .. an IKA Collective documentary about Jackie’s interesting journey from there to here .. was completed in Fall 2021 and is coming soon to screens wherever the producers can sneak it on.
Jackie’s autobiography, “The Joke Man: Bow To Stern,” was released October 2017, he frequently guests on top national radio shows & podcasts, & for a daily joke at 4:20pm you can follow him on Twitter, @jackiemartling.
Please feel free to drop Jackie a line, jokeland@aol.com - he answers all e-mails.
"The Professor" Peter Bales
Peter Bales has appeared as a stand-up comedian at countless comedy clubs, corporate functions and colleges across the country and has appeared on a variety of television networks including FOX, A&E, Comedy Central, Lifetime, MTV, VH-1 and most recently, "The New Rascals Comedy Hour" podcast for XM Satellite Radio.
He also teaches History and American Government at Queensborough Community College of the City University of New York.