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SEASON ONE
A Tough Start in Stand-Up
“I just got back from a pleasure trip; I took my wife to the airport.”
Insulting the Mayor and Getting Fired
“You’ve got a bald forehead from doing U-turns under the sheets.”
The Light Bulb Moment Jackie Knew He Had An Act
“Ping pong balls? I thought you said King Kong’s balls.”
Time Stands Still When You Are Bombing
“Even the crickets weren’t crickin’.”
Martling’s Tavern In 1700s New York
“There’s alcohol in Jackie’s DNA.”
My Parents’ House Was Built With No Bathroom
“On The Hole, They Got By.”
Rough Shows And Worse
"You Weren’t There? I Killed."
An Audience Member Looked Like Buddy Hackett’s Sister
“Holy Crap! She Was Buddy Hackett’s Sister.”
Don’t Ever Book Him Again
“The Whole Room Can’t Be Wrong.”
Is Jackie Martling Related To Teddy Roosevelt?
“What’s That Got To Do With Comedy?”
Tales Of Jackie Mason
“Why’s Jimmy Carter Always Smiling? He Can’t Believe He Got The Job.”
Tales Of Eddie Murphy
“Think Of Your Future, Eddie. Stay In College.”
Jackie & Teddy & Jackie& Teddy
“I Thought You Meant Franklin Roosevelt.”
Growing Up On Long Island
“I Actually Saw A Coach Punch The Umpire.”
Tales Of A Beloved Ventriloquist
“It Takes A Special Kind Of Idiot To Punch The Dummy.”
Heckler Nightmares
“What Do You Do For A Living? I Get Guys For Your Sister.”
One-Nighters In New Jersey
“Start The Car, The Asian Cook Has A Knife.”
Comedy Club Rules
“Food Half-Price, Waitresses Free.”
Albert Einstein Loved Dirty Jokes
“E = mc Penis.”
Dreaming Of Rock ’n Roll Stardom
“Jackie Gets A Job At Arby’s.”
The Paper Airplane
“I Sailed Right Into The Principal’s Office.”
Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jackie is a comedian, radio personality, actor, author and singer/songwriter. He’s actually done some of those in recent decades. For eighteen years (1983-2001) he was Head Writer and a cast member on radio & television's now-legendary Howard Stern Show.
Born and raised in East Norwich, Long Island, he graduated in 1966 from Oyster Bay High School and for no apparent reason earned a degree in Mechanical Engineering from Michigan State University in 1971.
Jackie was very instrumental in escalating the very fledgling Long Island comedy club scene in the late 70’s, aided by the creation of his still-active (forty-three years and counting) joke line, “Use Your Finger! (516) 922-WINE.”
He still performs all over the country, spouting rapid-fire jokes (some say better than anyone ever) and of course laughing has ass off.
“Joke Man” .. an IKA Collective documentary about Jackie’s interesting journey from there to here .. was completed in Fall 2021 and is coming soon to screens wherever the producers can sneak it on.
Jackie’s autobiography, “The Joke Man: Bow To Stern,” was released October 2017, he frequently guests on top national radio shows & podcasts, & for a daily joke at 4:20pm you can follow him on Twitter, @jackiemartling.
Please feel free to drop Jackie a line, jokeland@aol.com - he answers all e-mails.
"The Professor" Peter Bales
Peter Bales has appeared as a stand-up comedian at countless comedy clubs, corporate functions and colleges across the country and has appeared on a variety of television networks including FOX, A&E, Comedy Central, Lifetime, MTV, VH-1 and most recently, "The New Rascals Comedy Hour" podcast for XM Satellite Radio.
He also teaches History and American Government at Queensborough Community College of the City University of New York.